Oh, it's entertaiment? Hm... Well, I do see the entertainment in scaring people, but the rest I don't agree with. It's obvious he needs a talking to and that's exactly what I'll do. Everything can be resolved with a good old fashioned talk - and if it can't there are always other less pleasant measures.

I wonder if I do? I've been dead so long I never thought about it. How marvelous would that be? I could scare the soul right out of me!