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[vintagebrit]

PARTY IN ROOM M98 TONIGHT! HOT CHICKS ONLY!

There will be drugs, fags cigarettes, booze, sandwiches, and the fucking most sizzling hunk of manflesh in a hundred fucking miles!

Comments

[unsigned]

[misterprince.livejournal.com]

There are hardly enough "hot chicks" in this place for you to be hogging them.

[fyeonly.livejournal.com]

Do you really have cigarettes?

[vintagebrit]

Fuck, yeah. And I'm willing to trade if you've got something better.

[fyeonly.livejournal.com]

What do you consider 'better'?

[vintagebrit]

Depends. How 'bout we meet later and talk?

[fyeonly.livejournal.com]

Alright. I'm Maki. I'm tall, Japanese, long black hair with thick bangs, and I'm in the courtyard area right now. I'll be here all shift.

[vintagebrit]

I'm busy with a rather attractive blonde lady right now. If I miss you this shift, I'll be sure to catch you later, my beautiful exotic flower.

Strikeout illegible

[fyeonly.livejournal.com]

If it gets me a cigarette...

Hopefully you can tear yourself away.

[accursed-rock.livejournal.com]

You're a moron.

[vintagebrit]

Say that after I've scored some spankable ass, you wanktard.

[fuyunohanabi.livejournal.com]

Of course, language like that is unlikely to endear you to many women.

-Someone who knows

[ontheabyss.livejournal.com]

Hey, some of us think it's sort of cute.

In a desperate sort of way.

[fuyunohanabi.livejournal.com]

Desperate... yes! That's the word I was searching for.

I suppose that it could be considered cute. Not my turn-one personally, but I can see your point.

[vintagebrit]

Hey, I've got MANY fine qualities. Other than my remarkable cuteness.

[fuyunohanabi.livejournal.com]

Such as? You have quite a few claims to live up to ^_~

[ontheabyss.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I know the guy, and he's not a jerk. He's cute, in that...scruffy idiot dopey way.

[fuyunohanabi.livejournal.com]

That makes a change from the other people in a the habit of propositioning women on here at least.

He sounds like a few people I know from home.

[vintagebrit]

Why thank you very much. You coming to the party?

[ontheabyss.livejournal.com]

I don't think I can make it. Not a big drinker, don't smoke, and as much as I like being in a roomful of pretty women, I want to get the hell out of here.

[accursed-rock.livejournal.com]

Do you just make up words?

[i-slay-giants.livejournal.com]

oh, when I do this, I'm a jerk. when you do this, you get results. how is that fair?

[ontheabyss.livejournal.com]

I don't see any results. At least not the kind he was going for.

[sneak.livejournal.com]

Uhhhh.

[anonymous]

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Drugs? Are you running a one man brothel?

[rappigs.livejournal.com]

Mmm, sandwiches ♥