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HEAD DOCTOR'S SUGGESTION BOX - DAY 29
A small box has been placed upon an equally small table just below the bulletin board. Above it hangs a sign:
SUGGESTION BOX
ALL RESPONSES TO BE READ PERSONALLY
BY DR. MARTIN LANDEL, HEAD DOCTOR
"For beauty of the mind as well as the soul."
Personal responses are a possibility but not guaranteed.
Inappropriate comments and/or language will be dealt with appropriately.
A pad of paper and a pen are next to the box on the table. The box itself has a small slit on top through which to drop notes, but its side is padlocked and it seems to be bolted to the table. Looks like any comments left here will be unreadable to anyone but the doctor himself.
ALL RESPONSES TO BE READ PERSONALLY
BY DR. MARTIN LANDEL, HEAD DOCTOR
"For beauty of the mind as well as the soul."
Personal responses are a possibility but not guaranteed.
Inappropriate comments and/or language will be dealt with appropriately.
A pad of paper and a pen are next to the box on the table. The box itself has a small slit on top through which to drop notes, but its side is padlocked and it seems to be bolted to the table. Looks like any comments left here will be unreadable to anyone but the doctor himself.
*neat handwriting save for the frantically scratched out portion at the end*
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scribbles only readable if you try.
Change me back.((didn't bother to sign it but didn't bother to hide his handwriting either)
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SaNathan Prince
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[the large, rambling block of text following this has been completely blotted out]
[writing anonymous]
[written in a very neat, but nondescript, hand]
- Allow patients a greater amount of communication with the outside world, in the form of letters or telephone calls.
- I'm sure you've already seen this, but several patients would like tea with their meals.
- Grant patients access to their medical records. It certainly couldn't do any harm, now could it?
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Sea-salt ice cream.
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Are you single? ♥
[jagged scrawl]
Your nightly rants are poor quality and distinctly irritating to listen to. Tone is inconsistent and uninspiring, often bordering on frenetic. Your occasional maniacal laughs are badly timed. Content is predictable in the extreme, hitting upon many clichés that lost all effectiveness decades ago.
Overall, I would grade your monologues as a . Fairly effective against the easily intimidated or those lacking experience in this field, but not at all extraordinary to the more discerning listener. You need more practice and preparation if the monologues are ever going to help construct an image of an omnipotent mastermind figure.
--Lord Recluse, dictator and now bored resident of an uninspired facility that has yet to impress.
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And come on, this library definitely needs a copy of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. You like irony, right?
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And sake.
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I must say, Doctor Landel, I am impressed with your establishment. Though it does seem to lack some efficiency. A pity.
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It's not quite a suggestion, more like a request. I suppose if you're going to squabble over terms the only things you'll grant are pure suggestions.
So, I'd like to suggest that you grant my request to answer a few questions I have.
Or at least better lighting at night. It gets rather dark in this place. The least you could do is leave a dim light on.
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Hmm, what else? Oh yeah, and stop putting more people in here. There're laws against what you're doing, you know!! D:
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you can let everyone out now
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I'd like for patients to be able to be given a chance to work in the kitchen. I've wanted this for a while now, and I do like to cook, after all. Like a 'cooking seminar' or some such thing. It would be very therapeutic to myself as well as some of the friends I've made.
As for a culinary request.. how about steak or chicken skewers? I do appreciate the rate that we're allowed to eat hamburgers, so good job on that.
Finally, I would not entirely mind if you showed your face again. It's been a week now, after all.
Thank you for this. The suggestion box, anyway.
-Paul Pritchett
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Give me back my powers, you twisted fuck!
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-Paul Pritchett
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but can I go back to my friends now? I miss them. :( Please?
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[nearly illegible scrawling]
Um... also, I would like to request waffles.
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Also, rice and...
I'd like to know more about the person I'm supposed to be. Is there anyway to do that?
-Aoyagi Ritsuka
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Also I'd like to know what you're doing with the rest of me. The Book, I mean. You're obviously very good at keeping people with special talents confined but everyone who's tried something like this with the Book has been absorbed by me eventually, so please be careful with it. I would rather the other patients not face the consequences of carelessness towards me.
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Of course, it's quite possible you'd rather us lose our strength. But, then, for a health facility, it is quite odd that we're forced into such a sedentary lifestyle, don't you think?
[Handwriting is absolutely perfect, regardless of the contents' insanity]
Suggestion: Then why not give us better weapons, meatbag, so that we may cause more interesting destruction? A droid can only do so much with surgical blades, you know!
Sarcasm: Oh, I completely forgot- Not that it's important, but I utterly detest being a squishy meatbag! I wish to return to my original chassis this instant!
Alternative: If that does not happen, I would consider a redesign of the human meatbag body plan. I have many, many suggestions for this!
List: Suggestions for meatbag upgrades
Suggestion One: Redesign of breathing. It uses too much memory for a required program! And too much internal volume! My torso is now mostly taken up by air sacs! Full of dirty, unpurified air. Ugh.
Suggestion Two: Better shielding and structural support for the meatbag chassis! I always thought the outer covering was disgustingly gelatinous, but to actually be stuck with squishy parts makes it so much worse! I cut the epidermis of my finger on a sheet of paper!
Suggestion Three: Optical receptors. The blinking. It is so irritating.
Suggestion Four: Fuel intake and processing. So badly packaged. So complicated. So time consuming... So much waste product.
Suggestion Five: Remove the extraneous parts! Explanation: They are squishy, easily targeted, embarrassing, and… extraneous!
Suggestion Six: Faster recovery from ingestion of sedatives! To spare any other droid-turned-meatbag entities that may exist from suffering as I have!
Suggestion Seven: An emergency back-up for spellchecking programs, in case no solution can be found for Suggestion Six!
Suggestion Eight: A more easily cleaned and maintained surface. One that does not make it necessary to ever have to be naked in front of other meatbags.
Suggestion Nine: A built in early warning system to detect the approach of troublemaking individuals. Or at least a less high-pitched response.
Suggestion Ten: Locomotive and supportive systems that do not require prolonged physical contact with other meatbags to maintain full function,
even though it does feel very nice.Suggestion Eleven: Integration of meatbag systems with gaming consoles, for the better enjoyment of Metroid.
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Oh! And maybe some ice cream?
[in nervous, somewhat shaky writing]
Or are you aUm... Aside from that, sweeter food in the cafeteria would be nice. Especially cream puffs, if that's not asking too much...
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~Julian Ikeda
[disguised handwriting, unrecgonizable and anonymous]
I look forward to playing with you, Dr. Landel. I can be such a good playmate if given the right tools.
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BuBut I second the notion of tea on behalf of Mr. Edgeworth.
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More time for exercise.
-Sean Li
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Dr. Landel,
I must admit curiosity as to why you seem interested in tapping Indra's power. Is it just curiosity at what I can do? A test of your monsters and the other patients? Or do you really have to out-source your monstrosities to a world that has managed to exceed even your nightmares?
Please let me know, truthfully and at night, if need be.
Also, thank you for letting me see my friend again. I'll never forget it.
-Jean Dupont