damned_bulletin | [drawn in ballpoint pen, unsigned]

[[HK has drawn his original chassis]]

Wow: ? ...Ed does not believe the silly person. Ed sees no robots here! Ed thinks you are being just as tricky as Ed. Not fair not fair!

Statement: I am a fully functional HK unit. Specifically designed for terminating meatbags. Query: Want to find out how advanced my assassination protocols are?

Abdication: Only if you promise not to use them on Ed. Ed thinks you sound like a verrrry good person to have as a friendly friend.

Randomization: Ed was a bounty hunter once! Ed caught her very own bounty head. Silly person should be careful when making enemies, oh yes!

Denial: I would not use them on you, meatbag.

Appeal: Ed thinks you would. Ed does not wish for stabby death. Ed is much too young to die!

Statement: The prefixes don't lie, meatbag.

Suffix: Ed thinks words are easy toys to manipulate.

Negative: Not with how I am programmed.

Curiosity: Ed has talked to AI before. That was very different though. Ed made friends with that one! Ed wonders if the crazy robot head will be friends too?

Irritation: Not if you continue to imitate my speech pattern, meatbag.

Addendum: Or refer to me as 'crazy robot head'.

Pout: But it's fun. ~~Crazy robot head~~ You need to have more fun.

Statement: I have more than enough fun in my own ways. Note the creative art pieces.

Command: Desist the mockery of my prefixes.

Threats against life for making up trifles.

Irritation: Meatbags never seem to realize how much more idiotic the sound when they attempt to imitate my speech pattern to make themselves feel superior.

Sarcasm: Oh, I'm so very sorry, meatbag.

Ed has no interest in superiority.

Rebuttal: Or being friends with a crazy robot head.

Threat: Cease the mangling of prefixes or my writing utensil will meet your spleen.

Threat: Mangle the cessation of utensil prefixes or Ed's spleen will write your meeting!

Exasperation: That does it. I hope you feel like loosing a few vital organs, meatbag.

Amusement: What am I saying? I don't care whether you like the idea or not. Stand by for mutilation and extream pain, meatbag!

Lampoonery: Oh ho ho, the toy is broken. Circuits wired all wrong now!

Triumph: Ed thinks we should do this again sometime.

[drawn in ballpoint pen, unsigned]

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