((Posted anonymously and in large, Capital Letters))

[bigshotbarret.livejournal.com]

ATTENTION KADAJ:

YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE WENT BUNGEE JUMPING AND WENT STRAIGHT TO THE LIFESTREAM.

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[reunion.livejournal.com]

((no name left))

[materianinja.livejournal.com]

Hahaha~! I recognize that terrible chicken scratch! You're Kitty, aren't you? So I can call you Kitty Kadaj! Look, alliteration!

But here, lemme try!

Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck!

Re: ((no name left))

[perfect-meld.livejournal.com]

You're momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the tide came in!

SO ANONYMOUS.

[flordecactu.livejournal.com]

I can't be yo momma 'cause I don't suck dick for crack.

[blacksustenance.livejournal.com]

Nothing like a new twist on an old classic.

[reduxvalentine.livejournal.com]

...

She's so fat she falls in love and breaks it.

((no name left))

[materianinja.livejournal.com]

Hahaha~ XD

Hurrah! Another winner!

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

[repolarization.livejournal.com]

That's not very nice. :(

((anonymous))

[norainu]

But damn, it's funny.

[theycutitout.livejournal.com]

Your mother's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

[dead-draven.livejournal.com]

Bravo! I like this one-

Your mother's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world.

By the way, who is this Kadaj guy who's whining on so about his mother?

[damn-legends.livejournal.com]

I've never understood these jokes.

Well, no. I understand them perfectly. However, the humor is lost on me.

[clone-boy.livejournal.com]

Oh, so these are Earthian jokes? I was wondering...

((unsigned))

[faithful-frost.livejournal.com]

I fail to see how insulting someone's mother is funny. Is this done for the sole purpose of angering this "Kadaj" person?

I don't think that is funny at all.

((unsigned))

[1imited-edition.livejournal.com]

According to my understanding insults of this format are normally considered humorous for their hyperbolic content, and their exchange is not a genuine attack. Apparently this Kadaj feels otherwise, though...

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

Now, now, everyone. There is no need to be so harsh on poor Kadaj.

After all, it is not his fault his mum is so hideously obese that all photos of her must be shot with an aerial view.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_sixth/]

It's nice to see you're acting your age.

((anonymous))

[norainu]

Okay, I've got one:

Yo momma so fat, she can't fit through the gates of Hell.

...or at least I'm guessing so, since they had to cut off her head and leave it behind...

((anonymous))

[offduty.livejournal.com]

More like they dropped it behind. Explains why the Northern Crater exists.

((annonymous, written in disguised 'girly' writing))

[hangenki.livejournal.com]

Alright kids, come on. I think it's time to stop this cruel bullying.

You've gone an made Fat-Ass Jnr Cry
And when fat people cry, the innocent drown

Disguised handwriting, unsigned

[prisonerofdeath.livejournal.com]

Your mother's so fat she can't go out wearing t-shirts with an 'X' on them without helicopters trying to land on her.

Your mother's so fat she has her own zip code.

Your mother's so fat she can go out in the water without a boat licence.

Your mother's so ugly even Decoy Octopus refuses to mimic her.

Your mother's so fat and ugly, when she went to Japan the locals thought Godzilla was attacking.

Re: Disguised handwriting, unsigned

[damn-legends.livejournal.com]

If this is who I think it is, I should have a go.

Your mother's so fat she can't go on the battle
Your mother's so fat that Metal Gear can't
Your mother's so fat that even the largest cardboard box woul

No, I still don't get these.

(Unsigned)

[no-side-effects.livejournal.com]

Your mother is so ugly sciencist think she's the missing link.

ANONYMOUS FOR SRZ

[claire-ity.livejournal.com]

Your mother's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Your mother's so fat when brought her dress to the cleaners the people said "sorry we don't do curtains."

Your mother's so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here, she put Sagittarius.

Your mother's so fat when God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move out of the way.

Your mother's so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.

((unsigned, disguised handwriting))

[prisonerofdeath.livejournal.com]

Your mother's so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Your mother's so nasty I called her to say hello and got an ear infection.

Your mother's so fat when someone wants to shake her hand, she has to give directions.

Your mother's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Your mother is so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

Your mother's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks.