[bold scratchy handwriting]

[doctor_voodoo]

TO ALL PATIENTS OF LANDEL'S FINE INSTITUTE!


Are you:

Lost in the present and need guidance for your future?

Weakened with physical ills and pains?

Down on your luck and just need a boost in your fortune?

Dreading nightly terrors?

Searching for love and that happily-ever-after?

Vexed by your inner demons?

Looking for alternatives to help you through this rut?*


THEN LOOK NO FURTHER!

As a doctor of more earthly practices, I, DOCTOR FACILIER, am offering a variety of services to assist my fellow patients to make it through these difficult times and reach a full recovery! My specialties include (but are not limited to) enlightening readings, wholesome herbal studies, natural theurgy, and therapy to fulfill the spirit! All of which has been tried, tested and true in my decades-worth of experience!**

As I am doing this on the pure kindness of my heart, I require no payment for my services. However, donations are greatly appreciated and the more help I receive, the more I shall be able to return in the process! If you so happen to be interested, please feel free to leave a discrete response so we shall book an appointment for further discussion on the subject. I look forward to guiding you in your path towards a better future!


- DOCTOR FACILIER Granter of Wishes






* Of course, my services are in no way meant to override or replace the medical procedures and therapies offered by this fine establishment! They are but a harmless option to try alongside the institute's healthy regimen!

** Unfortunately, some services are currently limited due to lack of supplies but will improve with added donations!