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Dear Doctors, Nurses and Other People:

Hello. I think we should have more drinks. These are the drinks and why:

1. Alcohol. Alcohol is actually very healthy. It has good heart benefits. Also, it can help depression really fast, cleans things, and sedates people. A room of drunk happy people will be much easier to move from one place to another than a room of grumpy people. This is why I think we should have alcohol.

2. Tea. Tea is very important. Tea is good for waking up or if you want to eat Chinese and Japanese food. I think it is popular in old Britain too, so all of Earth loves tea. Since I am from Earth, I like tea too. Green tea is the best. Black tea is good too. People with tea are healthier, because of ~~anto~~ ~~antiax~~ reasons. Tea is relaxing. People will become better friends with tea. This is why we should have tea.

3. Coffee. Coffee is also loved all over the world. People who have not had it should get to try it. It is very good for waking up too. Also, I think it is healthy, because I drink it and I am very healthy. Even if it is decaf and in the morning only, please let us have coffee.

This board is very helpful! Thank you for putting it up. Since I saw messages being read, I thought you would read this. I worked very hard on this message.

I think other people will agree that these things are important drinks!

Sincerely,
J.U. Tylor, Lt. Comm., UPSF

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~~LOL, what~~ You're new, aren't you? :)

You forgot soda. And milkshakes.

That's right! I just got here this morning. How did you figure it out?

I'm sorry! I was just thinking of what I wanted, that was selfish of me.

So, also, we should have soda and milkshakes.

Call it a hunch. Have you talked to anyone who's been here a while yet?

They don't have coffee here? That's got to be against the Geneva Convention. Coffee's practically a basic nutrient.

I don't care much about tea, it tastes funny. Maybe some for the British, Japs and the Chinese people, I guess that would make them comfortable.

That's so impressive!

I've talked to a few people, but I don't know how long they'd been here. A lot of people here look unhappy, so I think these drinks would help make them happier. And if they're happier, they'll be healthier, right?

I haven't gotten any coffee, and if they were going to give us coffee, they should give it in the morning when everyone's sleepy.

It's too bad you don't like tea. But everybody likes different things! Maybe you have to grow up with it to like it.

Right...
Are you even old enough to drink?

I'm twenty years old. I'm old enough to drink and to buy cigarettes too.

They shouldn't give the alcohol to anybody younger than that, of course, that'd be silly.

Why not coffee? The rest of the food here's so good.

I have a friend who's British, he gets tea when we can find some for him. So you're probably right.

Exactly! I like most of the things here, especially now that the loud voice is a woman instead of a man, but they need better drinks.

You forgot to mention that alcohol tastes yucky. Eugh.

The Geneva Convention says nothing about coffee being a basic right of prisoners. I should know. I was there when it was written.

And tea is a superb drink, much better than coffee.

I definitely approve of being provided with tea and alcohol. Coffee means nothing to me.

I don't know what a Geneva Convention is, but I think everyone should just be allowed to drink what they like.

Only people who want to drink should drink! Even if I don't think it tastes yucky.

I'm glad we agree on most of it! Maybe the important people here will agree with us too.

My kingdom for a root beer.

Much better! ♥

- [signed with a smiley face]

Or a root beer float! Best of both! ~~I haven't had one in forever.~~

You really might want to tone down the World War II-era epithets, there. There happen to be quite a few of us from Japan here at this lovely hospital, after all.

-Shinichi Kudou

If they have any combination of soda and ice cream in the kitchen somewhere, by god I will find it. It shall be my new mission.

I don't know how people stand it. It's just so . . . bleeeeaaaaaarghgghghglarglebargle. And it burns to boot!

Wait, no, that's a lie. I know how people stand it. It can help with depression, like you said, I guess. [added hastily] Not that I'd know about that. That's just what I hear.

Anyway, it still tastes like a monkey's bum.

I know I said everyone should get what they like, but I'm a little worried if you've tasted monkey bums. I think that might be a bad idea.

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