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[doneinthree]

ATTENTION CREW OF U.S.S. ENTERPRISE
All personnel, report status. (For the record: yes, it's really me; yes, I'm fine; and yes, I remember everything what happened. We can discuss it later.) If you have not made contact with me before, please also note your room assignment and the amount of time it's been since you arrived here.

- Captain Acting Captain James T. Kirk

[Added as an afterthought:]
Mr. Hayes: Thank you for your assistance last night. I hope I didn't make too poor a first impression.