I would need countless more details and examples before I could determine the nature of your methods and whether or not they are called for. It is terribly easy for all parties to seem reasonable and justified on paper, particularly to a new eye such as my own.

Of course, I understand perfectly. I can hardly expect special treatment, especially considering my overt curiosity and concern! But yes, I would appreciate an opportunity to see the lot of you at work, even on a smaller scale.

Do be sure to hide all traces of evil-doing before I arrive!