[handwriting unrecognizable, but some may know who it is regardless]

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Sephiroth, Kadaj -

Tell me about Jenova.

Comments

[deathinvitation.livejournal.com]

What and why do you wish to know?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Whatever you'd like to tell me about her. And as I told your carbon copy, it's been suggested to me that I can help you find her, or at least connect with her; to do that, the more information I have, the better. I know all about you and I'd prefer to have you on my side rather than against me.

[reunion.livejournal.com]

I'm not a carbon copy.

[deathinvitation.livejournal.com]

Better than clone or larva, I suppose.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I thought my turn of phrase was more flattering than remnant, as if you're leftovers to be packed up in a doggie bag.

[reunion.livejournal.com]

Yes, I suppose.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Remnant, clone, whatever you call yourself. It's just a word.

[deathinvitation.livejournal.com]

I am not sure who you insulted more calling Kadaj a clone, me or him.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

All things considered, you two should be less concerned with my semantics and more about the matter at hand. Big boys like you should be able to handle one less-than-flattering comparison without getting sidetracked.

[deathinvitation.livejournal.com]

Have a care, human.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely certain I am human, but as I've no proof of this beyond my abilities I can't really argue the point.

[reunion.livejournal.com]

I'd still prefer you use the correct one.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Which is what?

Personally, I think you'd be better off coming up with something altogether more flattering.

[reunion.livejournal.com]

You could just use my name.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

If you'd like. I'd have simply called you his brother if you two didn't have such strange ideas regarding family; I thought I'd avoid the issue altogether to avoid giving offense.

[reunion.livejournal.com]

I don't care if you call us brothers. And... what strange ideas regarding family?

[deathinvitation.livejournal.com]

And why would we need you or to find her when she is already with us?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Hell if I know, to be honest, but someone evidently thinks you need a medium to get in contact with her. I just thought I'd make the offer.

[deathinvitation.livejournal.com]

And who was it that said we would need your assistance?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

I'm not revealing their name. Yet. But they were hoping to trick the two of you into doing their dirty work by siccing you on me like dogs, so I thought preempting them by coming to you myself would be to my benefit.

Let's just say that if they're ever foolish enough to actually betray me the way they've been considering, I'll hand them to you giftwrapped.

[reunion.livejournal.com]

Sounds like something the president would do.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Why is that? From what I gather, I can only imagine why he'd want to help you.

[reunion.livejournal.com]

Help us? No. Taunt me us my offering us the chance to speak with Mother? Yes. "Trick the two of us into doing their dirty work?" Another yes. I really wish he'd learn when to stop.

[deathinvitation.livejournal.com]

It does, does it not? He would try to divert us from our true course.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

He's far too paranoid and fearful of the two of you to have anything to do with you willingly, you know.