Haha! Just as planned. And don't say a word about it, OK? I need to talk it over with you sometime. It'll be great!

Sure you wanna know! Fortune telling cat robot, A.K.A Cait Sith. He was a rotten little scumbag of a spy at first, but he switched sides when he realized that ShinRa were just a bunch of greedy, planet-killing dicks. [ Yuffie's doodled this (http://www.ffcompendium.com/art/7-caitsith-a.jpg). ]

Memoirs it is, then. Nice n' snappy. Who can write the preface or whatever it's called?