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Uh, no? Sorry? I've always been forensics. I mean, Uncle Barry inspired me there, but--

Wait. How do you know about my uncle? Dude, are you stalking me? 'Cause that's not cool.

And if by 'patient' you mean 'kidnapped and held captive like everyone else', then yeah. Sorry, uh, Piper. But this place isn't normal by a long shot. How much have you heard?