Why not a wolf? [inkblot] I'm going to guess that cougar is what you call a mountain stalker. And have you ever tried to catch a rabbit barehanded before? They're elusive little fucks that blend in really fucking well with their surroundings when they want to, adaptable to an extreme, able to use even the smallest of chances to get out of things.
And damn are they fucking tasty when you finally catch them.
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Why not a wolf? [inkblot] I'm going to guess that cougar is what you call a mountain stalker. And have you ever tried to catch a rabbit barehanded before? They're elusive little fucks that blend in really fucking well with their surroundings when they want to, adaptable to an extreme, able to use even the smallest of chances to get out of things.
And damn are they fucking tasty when you finally catch them.
[True, true, short of molestation...]