You're wrong. A war isn't something that can be defined as easily as an official statement, or the actions of the two sides. The Cold War was forged in the split between East and West, Communism and Capitalism, with fear being the only reason preventing the deaths of billions of people. Proxy battles were held in South African states, civil wars deliberately stirred up between ethnic groups, each side funded by a single superpower. It was the first 'World War of Information' fought through sponsorship and manipulation, and with propaganda and lies. The populace of every country was sculpted into a perfe [here the script suddenly loses colour. Embossed scribbles on the edge of the paper indicate that his ballpoint pen has run out of ink.]


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You're wrong.