[clearly written by a ten-year-old]

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Any psychics around? Preferably not the crazy, take-over-the-world kind?

Comments

[1imited-edition.livejournal.com]

Are you a new arrival? If you are not fully aware, your abilities, if significant, are likely under heavy suppression. The same is almost certainly true of your prospective opponent.

There's little to prove and even less to gain.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

Depends on the motives, which based on the method I'm going to have to guess were just as idiotic.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Good to know evil has standards.

[shaky penmanship is shaky]

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Wha

But

WHAT?! THAT'S BS!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Well, he just had daddy issues.

And height issues.

...yeah, I guess they were kind of idiotic.

[still a little shaky, but calmer]

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

PS: I'm STILL gonna have that duel! I don't believe this crap for a second!

[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

I'd like to say the same, but I technically haven't had the pleasure of meeting you. Would it be possible for us to actually meet in person? I'm afraid that my schedule's rather tied up, but I'm free 4th shift. How about you?

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

I just got here, so my schedule's a blank slate. Fourth shift sounds great. I'll be here in the Sun Room, and you can recognize me by my shortness, yellowish skin, and dark reddish hair.

See you later!

[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

Excellent! At the very least, I hope I'll be able to give you a few tips. See you then!

[number-crunch.livejournal.com]

Now we're talkin'!

[A copy of the First Floor map has been drawn with a grid. The X and Y axis cross in the Sun Room]
(X,Y) = (0,0)
Let α = fLandel[Institutionalized Integration]
Let β = fLandel[Terabytes of Terror]
β+.5h < t < β+1.5h

Incompletes will be destroyed!

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

What does that even mean?

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

...

OH!

In an hour, right?

[number-crunch.livejournal.com]

FAIL!

Answers will only be accepted within the set parameters for accuracy!

fLandel is a binary function! That means there's two modes, you hectopascal! And right now, we're in fLandel[Institutionalized Integration].

That's your only hint; calculate the rest by your own hand!

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

So that would make you the man who saved the world, huh? A real big hero.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

I have standards. Evil just has high turnover.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

High turnover. Ok, that's funnier than it was probably meant to be.

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't mean to brag, but yeah, pretty much.

[AFTER CONVENIENTLY READING ABOUT NIGHTSHIFTS ON THE BB]

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

I was home schooled in the circus, how am I supposed to

Umm. One hour after dark?

[number-crunch.livejournal.com]

BE THERE OR BE SQUARED!

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Whew... Got it!




...isn't it "Be there or be square?"

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

Not necessarily a compliment, boy.

[bprd-fishman.livejournal.com]

I am.

-Abe Sapien

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Oh, I didn't see this! Nice to meet you, Abe Sapien. What kind of powers do you have?

[bprd-fishman.livejournal.com]

Mostly psychometry, although my abilities are severely restricted here and seem to give me headaches when I try to use them. It isn't pleasant.

Are you a psychic?

[Offended fish is offended]

[bprd-fishman.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know I've never rampaged in my life.