I'm still waiting for Skuld to get back to me about the wakizashi, but failing that, I've got a chef's knife and two smaller ones that you could borrow. They're not much, but it's better than nothing, right? And I do have my shuriken.

Oh, c'mon. It's not like you haven't got one foot in, already.

Even the Kittyking of the Noodle Empire is no match for Gaia's greatest ninja!