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Good morning, fellow victims of all round lamesauce! Yuffie here, checking in with the morning report. I'm sure you'll all be total overjoyed to hear that no bed bugs bit last night, nor did any mutant slime monsters from the darkest depths of Plumbingsville. As for you guys, no pulled stitches, I hope? Right? 'Specially you two, Kenshin and Kudo.

The rest of you! Lemme know how you're all doing!

Oh, and Suzie: I might have something for you. Depends. I'll let'cha know, alright?