Who's a kid?! Does NOTHING penetrate that thick skull of yours?! I said it's NOT MAGIC! Chi, life force, whatever the hell you wanna call it, almost any ninja can use it, but I don't rely on it all the time to win my fights!

FYI? Anyway, you have to go to academy to learn the basics, THEN you train one on one with your sensei. I've been training since I was a child, thank you VERY MUCH. I trained under one of the legendary three, Tsunade-sama! You can bring it anytime! I'll send you crying home to your mommy!