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I hope you're not this insufferable in person.

--Artemis Fowl II

In person he's worse, because then you can see how smug he looks when he says this sort of thing.

I still need the answer.

Something like a third of the patients here know Japanese, Crawford.

Where are you going to be?

I haven't decided yet. But it's not likely to be anywhere near you, you must realize.

If that likelihood changes, I'll be waiting.