CALL THESE SERIOUS HALLUCENOGENICS? ONLY IF TALKING FLOWERS AND A MAGICAL COTTAGE IN THE MOUNTAINS ARE ENOUGH TO BLOW YOUR TINY SQUISHY MINDS. I WILL BET ALL THE GODDAMN CHILDREN'S STRENGTH GRADE-SCHOOL DRUGS I'VE GOT, NONE OF YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A SIX-THOUSAND-FOOT REPTILIAN JESUS WHOSE WORDS ARE MADE OF KILLER BEES.
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