You have no idea how lucky you are, seriously. You only THINK you know how big a hassle secret identities are. I lucked out though; the Flash I met was more interested in hearing about our dimension. It was kind of awkward though; you know how my Flash is such a huge jerk? This one kind of...isn't. I think he might even be a pretty nice guy. It's WEIRD, but kind of nice too, you know?

NOT THAT KIND OF PERSONAL PROBLEM! Geez. It's a...a powers issue, okay? Now shut up, we'll talk about it during lunch.

I can't get it out of my head now!

Who do you think would wear the dress?

Wait, I'm confused. You helped some guy out with a monster problem, but not by fighting it? How does that even work?