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[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

ATTENTION!!

Have a problem you can't solve on your own? Feel like you don't have a purpose in life? Don't know what you can do to help your fellow patients get out of this institute? You're in luck!

The newest club in the institute, the Pigmask club, is now accepting members! You don't have to be strong, you don't have to be smart, and you don't have to be fast. As long as you're still alive and have all your limbs intact, you'll definitely be a valued member! With our concentrated effort, we'll be able to accomplish things that are impossible alone! There's strength in numbers!

Anyone who is interested in joining, please make a note in the space below.

Any alchemists or other people with special skills are especially encouraged to join.

Comments

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[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey! No need to be so suspicious!

Anyway, the Pigmask club is an all-purpose club. Our main goal is to get out of here, but we also value our members' needs. Like I said, there's strength in numbers, so if you need to do something that you can't do alone, that's what the rest of the club is for! If you just let me know, I'll make sure your needs are met, whatever they are.

As for not having any special powers, don't worry about it! Anyone that wants to join can join!

And it's called the Pigmasks because pigs are my favorite animals.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

I run my own fucking kingdom and have dealt with royalty far more often than I ever wanted to. I know a setup when I see it.

But I'll let her make her own decisions. Just a warning - you fuck with her and you're fucking with me. That's a very stupid thing to do. I ain't nice.

[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

You seem to think I'm something I'm not. You seem to think I'm stupid.

You think this is a setup for a trap or something? Why would I possibly want to set someone else up to get hurt? If anyone I'm allied with gets hurt, I get hurt. It's not like I'd be all "Yay! She got killed and I didn't!" You probably don't know this, but even if everyone else in the club got killed off, I wouldn't be any better off. I'd be killed, too.

I say "strength in numbers" for a reason. I'm worthless on my own, but if ten worthless people unite their efforts, they can do things that would have been impossible alone. For me, survival is impossible alone. I need all the help I can get, and I'm always sure to help those who help me.

I'm not saying your suspicion is unwarranted. I'm sure that your experience with royalty is extensive, and it shows. You saw that this could have been a trap, and you spoke out. But this isn't a trap. I will seriously do everything in my power to help everyone that joins.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

I said 'fuck with' not 'kill' because any moron would know that was stupid. But alright - I'll give you one chance. Just remember my warning.

-The Hunter

Re: (the last sentence is written hastily)

[kagurazuki.livejournal.com]

You like pigs? Me too. ♥

It sounds like you're really serious about this. I'll talk to my friends and see if we can help you.

Re: (the last sentence is written hastily)

[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

I'm glad someone agrees with me! Aren't the just the cutest with their little snouts and curly tails?

[kagurazuki.livejournal.com]

I never really thought of them as cute, but I'm glad other people like them so much. Bridget said they were cute too.