http://whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2009-01-15 08:52 pm

Records Areas

I plan on investigating the locations for the "patient" records this evening. If any flesh-crea would care to join me, indicate thusly below.

- Lord Starscream

[identity profile] lossofface.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Though why anyone would WANT to go anywhere with you, I can't imagine.

[identity profile] lossofface.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Key word being DONE, of course. If last night was any indication of your effectiveness, I think I'd be far more likely to get anything accomplished by staying as far away from you as possible.

[identity profile] hangenki.livejournal.com 2009-01-17 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
O mighty Starscream! We wish we could join you, but we're busy.

Do you like cake?

-Legion.

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[identity profile] hangenki.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
But we wanted to make one especially for you. Coffee flavoured.

I cannot discuss that here, but rest assured, we are on your side, Lord Starscream.

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[identity profile] hangenki.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
My Lord, I am sorry to hear that. My earth function is to provide coffee. I only hope to find a way I can serve you.

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[identity profile] hangenki.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yes sir! Sorry sir. It is an honour to serve you cof.
Forgive me. I was activated on this planet, told tales of you and your bravery but never able to leave and see my own world.

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[identity profile] hangenki.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Command and I will obey and break free of this 'attachment'!

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[identity profile] hangenki.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Then I will, Lord Starscream. I will.

The Doctor's here have discussed medication that will help me break free of my 'addiction' and feel a little more like myself. Do you believe they are to be trusted?

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[identity profile] hangenki.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Then it must be avoided! I will fight my program with all the willpower of a Coffee Machine Deception!

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[identity profile] hangenki.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I was made of spare parts during the war.
Soundwave was the primitive music device of your time, correct?