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Attention everyone! I have a really important announcement, ok?

I've gone almost four whole days now without cake! There's lots of bad stuff here, but I can handle that, and I can even handle missing some sleep, but withholding cake is just going too far! If you know the whereabouts of any cake or are willing to share your cake, please let me know! White cake with strawberries is my favorite, but I like chocolate or marble or angel food cake or Usa-chan likes carrot cake. Uuuuwa... now I'm hungry. We'll take any kind of cake, it’s ok! Oh! Or sweets are good too! If you have some candy, it'd be really nice if you could share!

Doctors and nurses too, if you read this, I think we should have cake with every meal! Dessert with dinner just isn't enough! Some of us really more than that! It'll help us get better faster for sure you know! Cakes are loaded with good things and they'll make everyone happier too!

Let's all do our best to work toward the cake! It's a reward everyone can enjoy!

~Honey

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Well, you said it was awful, I thought you'd heard of them!

She couldn't even walk, and had two holes in her neck, but but she still wanted to look for cake instead of letting me rescue her.

...is cake good for blood loss?

Well... no, not until you asked me about them. I only ever heard of cake aliens. :(

Cake must be really important to her. That's some dedication!

Hm... I think cake is good for just about everything!

Wait, cake aliens? What kind of aliens are those?

And yeah, that's the girl who just asked me if I wanted to help her find cake again in another message. Maybe the cake vampire attacked her because she was looking for its cake?

Hehe, aliens that stay up all night and eat cake! But only once in a while, for a special treat!

Hmm, it sounds like a mystery! I hope we can get to the bottom of things!