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Has anyone heard of a guy called Black Zero or a group called CADMUS? I need any information about them so I can save the world. It's kinda a big deal in case you can't guess.

And I never thought I'd actually have to ask this but has anyone here heard of me? I'm Superboy, ex-hero of Hawaii, founding member of Young Justice and big time superhero. I might not go by that name in this world but I always look the same and I've always got this symbol

[A messy 'S' shield has been drawn here]

somewhere on me. C'mon, someone has to know me!

-Superboy

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Re: [strikeouts fairly legible]

[no-barbarian.livejournal.com]

Well I wasn't aware there were other worlds to come from until this morning since no one here wants to be straightforward about jack crap Taking it too personally, eh? Next time someone calls me pig-ignorant I'll just let it slide, then.

It's not It is weird, but not in the way you're thinking. I know how islands form, thanks. That's sort of all we've got back home. What I want to know is how a mountain range gets so huge that it can make an island thousands of kilometers wide. Your world's the weird one. Land randomly popping up off the sea floor, mountains hundreds of kms high.

That's one thing we agree on, then. And I'm not afraid of women. Forgive me if I don't go around hitting on every vaguely female thing in sight like some people, especially if I'm not even interested. Like that creepy jailbait act you had going last night

Of course they're not all mine! I'm 27, how have I had enough time to father 42 kids? Two are my siblings, the rest are my nephews (some of which might actually be nieces, but)

Did you just draw a trademark symbol? I really don't care if you can shoot lightning out your ass, you've earned yourself a hit in the mouth from someone. Might as well be me. How charitable of you