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[gottabetactile.livejournal.com]

Has anyone heard of a guy called Black Zero or a group called CADMUS? I need any information about them so I can save the world. It's kinda a big deal in case you can't guess.

And I never thought I'd actually have to ask this but has anyone here heard of me? I'm Superboy, ex-hero of Hawaii, founding member of Young Justice and big time superhero. I might not go by that name in this world but I always look the same and I've always got this symbol

[A messy 'S' shield has been drawn here]

somewhere on me. C'mon, someone has to know me!

-Superboy

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[gottabetactile.livejournal.com]

Hawaii is a series of islands. The 50th state of the U.S. yeah?

What the hell do you mean 'continent things'? Man, I got expelled from school and I know more than you!

Why should I? You sure act like you're over the hill. Could just be because you need to get laid though.

[strikeouts fairly legible]

[no-barbarian.livejournal.com]

No map I've ever seen has had an archipeligo called Hawaii. What, fifty islands? U.S?

You know, one of you people could just say what a continent is instead of acting all shocked that I haven't heard of your magic impossible landmass. I never attended school, and I highly doubt you know more than me about a lot of things. You can be kind of an arrogant little prick sometimes, can't you?

WHAT Who do you think You're real lucky you didn't say that to my face, buddy. Why are you so concerned about my sex life, anyway? Something you'd like to share with the class?

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[gottabetactile.livejournal.com]

U.S. as in the United States of America? C'mon, this world doesn't seem that different to where I'm from.

A continent - it's a really big landmass. How is that magic or impossible or whatever? Just think of it as a really really big island.

Considering I know what a continent it's pretty obvious I know way more than you about this.

Yeah yeah, I heard it all before. You're welcome to try clocking me sometime. I just think a good screw would help you relax, you are way too uptight. Might explain why your hair's gone grey already too.

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[no-barbarian.livejournal.com]

It's not that different from where you're from. Good for you. How exactly does that apply to me? I doubt you could find Yosyonke on a map, but you don't see me looking down my nose at you.

I'd just like to know what all that dry land is doing above sea level and how the hell it got up there. Perfectly reasonable.

Yeah, you know more about geography that you're familiar with and I've never heard of. Gold frickin star for you.

I might have to take you up on that offer The first one, not the second. Thanks anyway. Considering how well you did against a rodent I think I just might have a sporting chance, eh?

You try taking care of 42 kids and let's see what color your hair is.

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[gottabetactile.livejournal.com]

Where now? You're not from this world either? Well why didn't you just say you're from another world to begin with? Dude I am not looking down on anyone. This is one the reasons I think you need to lighten up. You take stuff way too personally.

How do you think islands get above the sea? (And I don't mean volcanic islands.) Your world must be really weird.

For the record, I wasn't offering to do you myself. You're totally not my type, sorry. But if you ever stop being scared of girls you might find someone here who'll help you relax. Unless those 42 kids were all yours, in which case someone should really introduce to a little thing called a condom. 'Cause seriously that's way too many kids for anyone person.

You can try and pop me one but last night I couldn't use my powers at all. Now that they're back you don't stand a chance. You are speaking to the one and only master or Tactile Telekinesis™ you know. But hey, I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a sporting chance.

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[no-barbarian.livejournal.com]

Well I wasn't aware there were other worlds to come from until this morning since no one here wants to be straightforward about jack crap Taking it too personally, eh? Next time someone calls me pig-ignorant I'll just let it slide, then.

It's not It is weird, but not in the way you're thinking. I know how islands form, thanks. That's sort of all we've got back home. What I want to know is how a mountain range gets so huge that it can make an island thousands of kilometers wide. Your world's the weird one. Land randomly popping up off the sea floor, mountains hundreds of kms high.

That's one thing we agree on, then. And I'm not afraid of women. Forgive me if I don't go around hitting on every vaguely female thing in sight like some people, especially if I'm not even interested. Like that creepy jailbait act you had going last night

Of course they're not all mine! I'm 27, how have I had enough time to father 42 kids? Two are my siblings, the rest are my nephews (some of which might actually be nieces, but)

Did you just draw a trademark symbol? I really don't care if you can shoot lightning out your ass, you've earned yourself a hit in the mouth from someone. Might as well be me. How charitable of you