Oh God, we're quaking in our boots now. There's not much your planet has that impressed us so far, so we'll be the ones to judge that.

As far as we're concerned, you're just overgrown apes who have barely gotten past the throwing rocks at each other for fun part. We understand there's some humans out there with...inhuman powers, but the rest of you bipeds aren't exactly stunning us here. Now if you're from another planet that's not a mudball and actually has intelligent civilization, then maybe we'd be interested in your threats.