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[In formal, flowery script.]
Messrs. Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin would like to remind the two gentlemen who got a little enthusiastic during the second shift that the showers are, in fact, communal areas and not their own private Roman bath.
They also feel it is their duty as Hosts to point out that the form of the two young men in question was absolutely dreadful. Lacked all subtlety. If you're going for a submissive/dominant relationship, the dominant should at least look like he can withstand a stiff breeze.
For pointers on bathtime homo homo love, the Hitachiin brothers would like to recommend that the would-be couple look up Suou Tamaki, lately of the Saint Francis Aid Society.
Signed,
Hitachiin Hikaru, esquire (seme)
Hitachiin Kaoru, esquire (uke)
Messrs. Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin would like to remind the two gentlemen who got a little enthusiastic during the second shift that the showers are, in fact, communal areas and not their own private Roman bath.
They also feel it is their duty as Hosts to point out that the form of the two young men in question was absolutely dreadful. Lacked all subtlety. If you're going for a submissive/dominant relationship, the dominant should at least look like he can withstand a stiff breeze.
For pointers on bathtime homo homo love, the Hitachiin brothers would like to recommend that the would-be couple look up Suou Tamaki, lately of the Saint Francis Aid Society.
Signed,
Hitachiin Hikaru, esquire (seme)
Hitachiin Kaoru, esquire (uke)