The people who work for the bunnies? You're foolish to think I have any say with the bunnies, or that they would stoop to employing humans in the first place. If we or any humanoid creature tried to reason with them, our pleas would fall on large, fuzzy, metaphorically deaf but really preternaturally adept ears. They are creatures without mercy, without sympathy. Do not make the mistake of believing they care about the plights of mankind. After all, they intend to wipe humans from the face of the earth.

No, I'll just bisect you and leave your withered, rotting corpse to be preyed upon by hyenas. I might attempt to turn your innards into holiday decorations, but I suspect they're too full of crap to be in the least bit festive.