Skulduggery Pleasant
09 January 2013 @ 12:58 pm
[large, block letters]

If anyone happens to dream tonight about a living skeleton dressed in a well-tailored suit and likely wearing a hat, do not attack him. He's friendly, charming, and will probably even lend you a hand if you ask nicely enough.

Not a literal hand. He needs that.

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[different handwriting, flowing and cursive]

I'm sorry to inform friends of the Scarecrow that he was killed last night. Mr. Howard, according to the nurses. He didn't manage to hurt anyone else.