No statements, no repetition, no synonyms, no rhetoric, and no non sequiturs. Again, play amongst yourselves, too; I don't have time to entertain all of you.

Why doesn't this town have a Pizza Hut?

[ooc: just because SOMEONE ripped it into itty-bitty pieces, several copies have been posted]

Try adding on extra things to make it look like someone you know or seen =)
Fai, can you make another copy of the one you altered?

As this came up elsewhere...

Of those of us who hail from...2005 or later, how many of you know about the following:

- Pluto's Kiss
- The First and Second Network Crises
- Altimit OS

I'll explain, for those who are unfamiliar with them...

Pluto's Kiss was a catastrophic computer virus that was released in 2005...it took down the entire network, and very nearly led to nuclear war. This event was called the First Network Crisis, and the only operating system that wasn't affected was Altimit, which came to be the only one used for quite some time...

The Second Network Crisis took place several years after that...it was a complicated situation. The result was almost identical, however...

[written in Chinese]

SubZero,

I'd like to look at the snake's fang you acquired the other night. Are you free early this upcoming night? I won't take much of your time.




[written in English(native language)]

Schuldig,

Care to entertain a lady tonight? I need a break from my current pursuits.