Viewtiful Joe -
While I appreciated your help last night, it would probably be in your best interests not to strike injured women on the skull with a flashlight while trying to help them. It will only hamper progress.
As we were unsuccessful last night, would you be interested in searching with me again? This time, there will be progress. I'm certain of it.
To the rest -
There is a vampire here. I have evidence. Or we have someone with very long canines who enjoys tackling women from behind and biting them in the neck. I also have evidence of that.