Due to the fact that everyone seems to be so fearful of the night shift for continuously vague and ambiguous reasons, I have decided that I would be very much blessed if someone would be able to come and acquaint me with the workings of this facility, to help me understand what there is to be so fearful about, and, if it's really all that bad, form an alliance for our own mutual protection.
I reside in M57. Any other information available about this facility is appreciated. I willing to protect those less inclined for physical exertion, in exchange for this information. The more you can tell me, more I will feel inclined to offer you my help.
If it really is, all that bad, anyway.
Look for a man with white hair.
-Vergil, Son of Sparda.