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I've been told Harry Potter's in the house. I need more personal confirmation of this.

Well. You are an extremely unpleasant person, aren't you? Please realize that you are NOT in your own cozy little home world, and nothing here obeys its rules.

Now stop while you're behind. All your doing is alienating yourself from the other patients, and that's probably the least prudent course of action in this place.

Gee, thanks for the advice! Let me just add these inspiring quotes to my day planner...

Yeah, suck it.

Oh dear, sarcasm. However shall I cope?

Piss off. I'm in no mood to deal with the idiocy of an ignorant human with a massive superiority complex.

Suck what? Again, not your home world. I'm not familiar with your colloquialisms.

Then stop squatting on my board post, wanker. Go file some bars or something.

Something your delicate sensibilities might not appreciate.

....file some bars.

Really? Is that all you can come up with?

That wonderful thing called sarcasm back to haunt you, sweet cheeks.

I suppose you think your clever, don't you?

Why even ask? You've got me all figured you, you can just answer for me.

[there is a large block of text that is almost entirely scribbled out, but what little that's readable is written in Draconic runes]

...Whatever.

That's right.

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