damned_bulletin | (no subject)

We'll bust everyone outta here in no time!

Oh right. I'm tall, and... and I'll be wearing an overcoat. ... They're about the only distinguishing features I got.

Ah, wait! I still have bandages lining some of my neck, sorta. They're easy to see!

You must be new. Welcome to the Institute.

Now that we have the pleasantries aside:

You really need to develop some environment-awareness. Your world is not the only one that exists. Be mindful of that fact and try not to to be such a generalizing bigot, please.

--Artemis Fowl II

Well. You are an extremely unpleasant person, aren't you? Please realize that you are NOT in your own cozy little home world, and nothing here obeys its rules.

Now stop while you're behind. All your doing is alienating yourself from the other patients, and that's probably the least prudent course of action in this place.

Gee, thanks for the advice! Let me just add these inspiring quotes to my day planner...

Yeah, suck it.

Don't even try to pull the 'I'm more worldly than you, take my royal advice' rap. You're already failing at it.

Oh dear, sarcasm. However shall I cope?

Piss off. I'm in no mood to deal with the idiocy of an ignorant human with a massive superiority complex.

Suck what? Again, not your home world. I'm not familiar with your colloquialisms.

How to win friends and influence people. You've got that down pat, don't you?

Excuse the advice, it was kindly meant. I think you'll find that some people will be more willing to listen to you if you don't make a complete idiot of yourself on the bulletin and post things that are insensitive.

But, perhaps I should be sensitive to the fact that not all of us are sharp, bright crayons. It's hard sometimes.

--A.F. II

Then stop squatting on my board post, wanker. Go file some bars or something.

Something your delicate sensibilities might not appreciate.

Oh, so this a jealous boyfriend moment. Sorry, I didn't catch it right off the bat, in between all the bitching.

....file some bars.

Really? Is that all you can come up with?

That wonderful thing called sarcasm back to haunt you, sweet cheeks.

I suppose you think your clever, don't you?

Why even ask? You've got me all figured you, you can just answer for me.

Unfortunately for him, I'm presently engaged with another--and I don't think he is the sharing type~ I wouldn't want to share either. But I've always been selfish~ ♥

Besides, I don't think Harry is interested in minors.

--A.F. II

Guess you'll have to excuse me if I don't, you know, actually care.

That all?

You seemed to above. Apologies if I misinterpreted.

Yes, that is all.

--A.F. II

You did, but I forgive you.

I'm so grateful, I'm sure.

PS - Your book? Sucked worse.

~~I don't think you have the intelligence level required to read anything I've written. And you wouldn't~~

What?

The book written about your Harry Potter rip-off character, champ!

Made the mistake of signing your name. At this point, got no problem telling you that was another crappy kid's series.

I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name?

That's Reid Garwin with a side of 'eat your own words'.

Congratulations, Mr. Garwin.

Not many people make it to my blacklist, but you've just been added.

And thank you for the name--it will be used appropriately. Along with your handwriting and any other information I can glean from your pathetic excuse for a mind.

I'd watch your back in the hallways. The nurses are, conveniently, not around to police us at night as they are in the day.