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I've been told Harry Potter's in the house. I need more personal confirmation of this.

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Didn't I tell you to be nice?

_{[LOL, LAWD. That last one could be misconstrued. XD]}

Did you?

Pretty sure I did.

_{[I'M PRO, MAN.]}

Nope, can't seem to recall that...

Of course not.

And there are some people here who aren't from our world, you know. Like my roommate!

Who's your roommate?

What's so special about this Harry Potter guy, anyway?

If it was written after the death of Emperor Meiji, I haven't gotten around to it. And even then, what does it matter? He's here, he's a good kid, same as a lot of others.

That's Asian stuff or something, right?

'Cause it's Harry Potter. It needs no explanation.

Heh, good question, you should ask him yourself.

Japanese.

Must be some weird Western thing.

I have better things to do than look for people and ask them why they're special. You seem so keen on meeting the maggot.

Whatever.

Japan still have an emperor or what?

It's a worldwide epidemic.

Last time I checked. Sort of like the British King.

I'll take your word for it. Considering that apparently you're from one of those movie thingies, you probably don't have a lot of room to talk anyway.

"Movie thingies?"

And I've got plenty of room! Just because you've apparently been living under a rock...

Movies sound cool, but it'll probably be a long time before I ever get to see any. Stuff catches on slowly. And I'm busy.

Not exactly under a rock. But with all the stuff you've said so far, I really doubt you'd believe me if I said why.

Who are you?

Would you believe if I said I was a fan?

Probably not.

Nope, it's true. Back at home, Harry Potter is a book and movie character, and yet last night I was running around with him. He's real.

Well, I so am. Let's be buds.

Uh huh, never seen a movie. You can tell me anything you want, but I gotta say: out of everything I've heard so far today, the fact that you're saying you've never seen a movie is probably the weirdest.

Because that's pretty damn hard to believe.

I've also never seen an airplane, but those sound really fucking cool, too. What can I say. I don't get to go to the mortal world much. And when I'm there, I'm busy doing my job.

You must be getting tired of this shit.

Dude.

Never met a not-a-mortal thing that could talk.

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